This hand held device flashing red
Is not cooperating with me
Not behaving as it was designed
Doing things it did not do on QVC
How can something that looks so simple
Be so operationally confounding?
All of my tricks have been applied
And still this mutt is not responding!
My ignorance has been exposed
My patience has reached an end
Time to admit I am a dinosaur
And seek the aid of techno friends