Royal Crush

Being a prince
is not all glamour and glitz

All this awful protocol
of arcane traditions
no longer relevant

Oh, and did I mention

the princess is such a bitch

but this side you will never see

behind the fairy tale fantasy

she is the sparkly doll
that every little girl
wants to be

married to a phony
miserable prince like me
who can’t walk away
from this crystal prison

Here in the kingdom of hyprocrisy

Smile and wave for the cameras

Sometimes I miss
my old frog’s
life

once upon a kiss