Road Assholes
Rolling down the mountain…
A long winding late night trek
on an ancient narrow roadway…
Fellow travelers from the other direction
blind my view with high beams blaring…
Nary a soul bothers to dim their lights…
Why bother extending common courtesy
in this age of selfish “tis all about me” fuckery ??
Zero consideration given for others compromised sight
as we strain to see the perilous future of a blinded humanity…
Such a dim reflection of these cynical times

Reckless Assumptions
Let us descend en masse…
Enter that dark place again…
The bleeding insanity bin
to store our collective madness…
Surely it is inevitable
that we are destined to climb out of this shit
like we have so many times before
Liberate ourselves from our current abyss…
The miraculous escape is our specialty
Is it not?
Is it not?

Underachiever’s Plea
I want you to acknowledge
just once before I die
that I am trying my best…
What more can you expect of me
in this accomplishment worshipping society?
Stop sodomizing the bottom lines
Try reading between them instead…
Maybe then you can forgive my underachievements
If you can,
perhaps so can I
and me and my mutt self esteem
can exit this frickin dog house

Writ of Reality
Wither the concept
of absentee Justice…
She used to exist
on a marble pedestal
long before the current days
when corruption clouded our way…
The battles have all been fought..
Once proud banners lie tattered and charred
All that remains are the incriminating scars
covering the harsh verdict of history
No appeals will be forthcoming
No reprieves to be received
Karma laws are now in full effect

Ghost Letter
On the eve of battle
a soldier wrote his love
“If I die come morrow
please temper your sorrow
with this hopeful refrain:
If this be the last war
and men die no more
then my death was not in vain”
He perished of course
many many wars ago
in yet another pointless conflict
where nothing was gained
and everything lost

Minimal Resistance
I have nowhere to go
and nothing to do…
If I ever got to nowhere
nothing would get done…
The life of the contentment…
Far beyond your petty judgments…
The ultimate benefit…
Unrepentant minimalist…
Zero sum zero…
Isn’t retirement fun?

Make America Bland Again
Us against them
ad infinitum
Blame the Dems
Us against them
ad infinitum
Expose and dispose those fiends of msm
poisoning America with hidden agendas
Imprison those radicals of BLM
before they scale the walls of suburbia
and bring darkness to our well manicured land
Stick it to the Socialists
Neuter those freaks of LGBTQ
Crucify heathen non Christians
Stir our growing enemies list
Deflect Deflect
Unleash the mighty algorithm
Divide and conquer their diversity weakness
When “them” has been vanquished
and their threat ceases to exist
we will have achieved glorious bland oneness
But what happens
to our uni thought collective
when a system breach
causes a data malfunction
and the dystopian beast
we did release
turns on us?

Buzz Kill
Time to bludgeon those past prejudices
which have finally outlived their usefulness
Bigotry is not a good look anymore
It lacks the legitimacy it had before
Though we continue to deal with lingering ignorance
cause too many still harbor ancient tribal bullshit
but this does not mean we need be part of it

Homo Moronicus
That’s just great…
Now I gotta retaliate
for the slight you laid on me
unintentional as it may be…
For I am a man you see
and these chains of masculinity
demand I avenge every disrespect
lest I be portrayed as weak
This curse does make me ponder
if my gender will ever evolve fully?

Ode To Bacchus
Let us respect the buzz
this chemical addition
to our bloodstream brings
Fear not the potential addiction
to achieve this euphoric state
(temporary as it may be)
Reality sure ain’t that great
So if our mood enhancing vice
hastens our inevitable demise
why not enjoy the thrill ride guilt free?


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