Battle Bot Men

The contentious man
of an ornery bent
revels in his daily battles..

Pointless as they may be
these circular arguments
are the ultimate nowhere trip..

Self generated
and eternally perpetuated
this vile hatred
of those who oppose his views
is returned with equal fervor..

A peaceful solution
these friction junkies
will never find
for they are of a like
tightly bolted closed mind

Nut Soup

Twas decreed
by reliable shrink authorities
that extremely warped me
is definitely
manic depressive..
obsessiveness compulsive..
psychotically repressive..
anti socially self destructive
with just a pinch of OCD..
and a few other quaint acronyms
I fail to recall
cause I don’t focus too well
(must be my attention deficit thing)

Of course this made distraught
having so many things wrong with me
that I felt a smothering sense of inadequacy
so my self esteem was destroyed
and I became unhinged at the very thought
that quite possibly I was a misfit toy
adrift in a sea of social uncertainty..

This feeling was compounded
by the diagnosis
that my dire mental condition
was so hopeless
and beyond modern medications
that the best remedy for my ailments
would to become a psychiatrist myself

Today I am a world renowned head doctor
dispensing the best bar tender type advice
and mood altering elixir cocktails
to the Loony Tune populace

Twas decreed
by reliable shrink authorities
that extremely warped me
is definitely
manic depressive..

Obsessiveness compulsive..

Psychotically repressive..

Anti socially self destructive
with just a pinch of OCD
and a few other quaint acronyms
I fail to recall
cause I don’t focus too well
(must be my attention deficit thing)..

Of course this made distraught
having so many things wrong with me
that I felt a smothering sense of inadequacy
so my self esteem was destroyed
and I became unhinged at the very thought
that quite possibly
I was a misfit toy
adrift in a sea of social uncertainty..

This feeling was compounded
by the diagnosis
that my dire mental condition
was so hopeless
and beyond modern medications
that the best remedy for my ailments
would to become a psychiatrist myself..

Today I am a world renowned head doctor
dispensing the best bar tender type advice
and mood altering elixir cocktails
to the Loony Tune populace

Divine Watchmaker

Time is just a place

on the continuum of space..

A fluid eternal concept
that flows endlessly
through the deep ravine
carved out by many yesterdays..

Stacked with infinite precision
by the Master Creator..

No doubt to me that God exists
for all this coincidence shit
can’t be conveniently attributed
to massive random circumstance..

Though you can keep your prayers
and man made hosanna theologies
passed down through the centuries
as a means of mob thought control
by hypocrites in long robes..

I’ll keep my faith very simple
and worship
this great watchmaker concept
of an intelligent universal design

Bully Comeuppance

The long awaited purge
foretold by obvious prophesy
was in reality
more of a messed up toilet flush..

Not a very well planned extinction
executed by these over eager fools
of dubious distinction
and even less delicate subtlety..

When comes the judgement
of cold hearted history
these heavy handed butchers
we all fear today
will not fare very well…

These ghosts will be brutalized..

Dark memories of their cruelties
categorized by scholars of misery
and filed away with the mistakes
of our too oft repeated inhumanity

Caveat Emptor

When a deal seems too good to be true
it probably is not..

Stick your nose in the package
and perform the stink test

A little first glance skepticism
in this rip off existence..

Honesty a rare commodity..

It’s a “buyer beware” world..

Need to practice safe buy..

Cover all the bases..

Be the best consumers we can be..

CAVEAT EMPTOR for sure

Man it Down

Holster those hormones!!

Too much time spent
in the masculine tense
can lead to conflict
as we boys constantly engage
in pointless pissing contests
to territorial declare
our tenuous dominance..

As we selfish swine ignore
the long suffering girls
rolling their collective eyes..

Trapped in their Mommy roles
wiping the noses of we sniveling brats..

Consigned to mop up
our every egotistical mess..

Perhaps the time has arrived
to let the wenches take the keys
and finally get to drive
the broken down
testosterone fueled bus

The Blue Screen Crew

Drop those fears and open wide..

Pay the freak who rolls with one eye..

Time to set those inhibitions aside
and let Destiny take us for a ride..

Keep to the left.. Stay to the right..

Always respect the contradictions..

It’s getting harder to tell
where the theme park ends
and real life begins..

Or is it the other way around?

Not gonna fret dangling definitions..

It’s just another pointless self argument..

For we cartoon characters
desperately trying to be relevant

Making It Up As We Go

In this culture where I reside
women paint their faces
before venturing outside…

A variety of products are applied
to produce the desired
reality dampening effect…

I just can’t ever fathom
this archaic custom…

Why do ladies feel they need hide
self perceived human imperfections
they deem require makeup protection??

While we disheveled men
always get a visual pass
for our casual naturalness?

Must be yet another example
of gender unfairness
seeping through the cracks
that can’t be spackled over
by cosmetic distractions

Widow Been There

The grieving widow
adorned in her best
black death threads
let’s out a soft sigh
over the mangled body
of her latest hubby who just died…

Now I know some whisper foul play
for this is the eighth man she’s planted
but once again little Miss Sadness
has an airtight alibi
for on the night in question
she was with the next ill fated guy
destined to someday be her ninth
tragic coincidence accident

Lazy Brains

Hey Mr Know It All..

Rambling on with your charts
and exhaustive BORING studies..

Spare us your expertise
wrapped around
overly informed opinions..

We ain’t impressed
with your years of experience
and all the degrees
on top of the accolades
afforded heavily lauded
knowledge gods..

The only authority we recognize
are experts of the internet variety
that have spent minutes of study
from fellow social media authorities
who while short on factual back up
are long on posting volume repetition..

These venerated influencers
are the modern day town criers
teaching us useful village idiots what to think